Wow. It's like, once a month I either create some MAD drama or am caught up amidst it.

Anyway, so Friday I skipped Algebra...but this is the last time I skip a class...I SWEAR! I can't help it...I have to leave a fucking HOUR before class starts to get there in time to park and actually walk to wherever it is that I am going.

and it SUCKS!

But I will press on and persevere and shit.

Last night I went to a gaybar and dragshow with Sylvia, Sam, and Britany. Later on Chris and Douggie showed up. Douggie left (because he's a big fucking homophobe) and then Michael showed up. It was, seriously, the coolest thing ever. I had so much fun! So much fun, in fact, that I went back again tonight. With Sylvia, Kathy, Maddy and David. There was booty dancin, and lip synchin, and soda drinkin and it was just a good ole time.

Then, on the way home, Sylvia got pulled over for driving like a maniac, and it was funny.

Yesterday my sister rear-ended some bitch on the parkway and the fucking cop was a dickface (suprise suprise...thats what happens when a fat girl and her mom rearend a hot blonde in the great town of Clarksville, Tn) and gave her a citation and shit and didn't even ask if my mom and my sister were ok. Let some crazy shit like that happen to me. I will fuck a kid up.

I'm gonna go to bed now, cuz if I don't I will just sit here and eat Chilli Cheese Fritos and burn the hole in my mouth with their chilli-cheesy-ness.

Fuckers.

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