I feel like I should update.

So here it is. This is my update. Can you dig it?

Anyway, so my dad bought a digital camera over in Iraq...and he sent us a picture of him that he took yesterday. I cannot explain how it made me feel. He looks terrible. In comparison to the picture of him from May...the one of him on the floor with the puppy...I mean jesus. He looks so OLD! The hair on his head (while very short) is gray...so is the hair on his arms. His face looks so gaunt, and he said he's gained weight back since he quit smoking. I cannot imagine what he looked like before. I don't want to.

I dunno, I'm ready for him to come home, I guess.

Anyway, so we went to the halloween show in Holly's basement, and I had lots of fun! I wore a skirt, kids, a freakin skirt. I got to see Burger Run, and Gabe as a pirate, and my sister out in public and hang out with the peeps. Britany and Sam came too!

But then Britany and Sam left and had a party at her house that I was not invited to. Wasn't that fucking sweet?

Anyway, so we went to Barbara's and ate past and watched Nude Tai Chi.

Seriously.

They were naked women doing Tai Chi. Two of the three women's vaginas were falling out....it was gross.

And then we slept. And it was good.

Last night me and Patty-Ann and Cory went to a Haunted House in Nashville.

Only it was closed, so we went to Hooters in Nashville.

Only it was closing.

So we went to Waffle House (in Nashville).

Only the service was terrible. They were out of chocolate milk, Cory had to make his own hot chocolate, their tea was nasty, the guy took, seriously, like 30 minutes to come for our order, then it took aNOTHER 30 minutes to get our damn food.

Then when we were paying, it took his retarded ass another 15 minutes to figure out how to do our checks. It was ridiculous.

Then we went to Jack in the Box to get shakes, because Jack in the Box can do no wrong, you know?

Oh no, oh no no no. That bitch said "our shake machine is broken."

WHAT THE FUCK?!

But it was all good, cuz her hair was REAL fucked up...it was ALL PARTY ALL OVER the place, you know what I'm saying? It was like, just this mass of curls in the shape of a beehive...it was a home perm gone terribly wrong. I told David that, had he seen it, he'd have lost all faith in mankind.

It was terrible.

Then we came home. And I slept. It was good.

Today, we realize that we have a terribly flat tire and that our tags are expired. So I have no way to and from class this week...or ever again, because my mom will take for fucking ever to get that shit fixed.

Let's just kill me, how about it? I mean, seriously, God clearly hates me...he needs to give me fucking herpes or something.

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