Ok, first off Sam Salerno is a big fucking jerk, and I am through with his shit. He is seriously like a 6th grader and I am sick and fucking tired of it.

Ok, so today we went to Sam's Club, my mother and I, and as we're walking through, I see that there is a new Stephen King book out. Upon further inspection I see that it is the 5th book in The Dark Tower series. I promptly squealed like a little girl and almost peed on myself.

I am serious, I was so fucking excited. It took little to convince my mother that this book needed purchasing and we moved on.

Then I saw Will, which is always awesome. However, this evening he did almost get me in trouble...caught skipping class more like it. It would appear that his one o'clock class is in the same room as mine, only separated by a collapsable wall. He was like "do you guys always watch movies in your one o'clock?" and I had NO motherfucking idea what he was talking about...mainly because I haven't been to that class in three weeks. I stared at him for a second and then I caught myself and was like "oh yea! he has a movie for, like, every chapter..." and then we moved on.

Looking at that paragraph, I realize that I probably am paranoid and that my mom never even put together that I hadn't been going to class which caused me to be confused when he mentioned it...but still.

I'm a big freak, shut the fuck up.

Ohhhh man! It was colder than a motherfucker today! Seriously! I took my mom to work, and as I was walking back into my house I saw Patty driving down the street to class. I turned toward her, wrapped my arms around myself in the international "It's Fucking Cold" symbol, and then said, LOUD AS HELL, "It's Fucking COLD!"...you know, in case she missed the gesture.

When we went to Wendy's tonight, I asked her if she heard me say "It's Fucking COLD" and she said that she didn't, but she saw me mouth it. Heh...I hope none of my neighbors were out, thats all I gotta say.

Kay, I gotta hit the sack now. I have to get up early and take a shower and blow dry my hair, cuz it will PROBABLY be colder than your mom outside AGAIN tomorrow.

PEACE!

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